February 2012
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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During Parks & Rec there was a scroller here in Columbus that said “COLUMBUS NEWS ALERT: COLUMBUS POLICE TELLS NEWS4 EDDIE MURPHY NEWS REPORT FROM CONTINUOUS NEWSDESK” I don’t know what the hell that means. Eddie Murphy re-released My Girl Likes to Party All The Time? Edit: Eddie Murphy is the name of a suspect in a homicide. He got got. They fixed the error.
Feb 24th
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Thomas Facts
My band in high school changed names several times, so much that my bass drum head just says “THE” on it. Haven’t taken it off since. The only incarnation of our band that didn’t have “the” in it was Mark und Thomas.
Feb 24th
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Did you know?
If The Artist wins Best Picture at the Academy Awards, it will be the first completely improvised film to do so.
Feb 23rd
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For Lent I'm giving up banging your mom.
Just kidding.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Aaaaand it’s baseball time.
Feb 20th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Anybody want to write a Downton Abbey-themed parody of N.W.A.’s Straight Outta Compton? The title obviously being “Straight Outta Downton.” Something, something, something Weekend At Bernie-ing the Turkish diplomat in season 1.
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
January 2012
14 posts
Wrote some new material, let’s see how bad it bombs Tuesday.
Jan 28th
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Listentaurinita: straightandhigh: “Chicago” by...
Jan 20th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Having Shane Mauss follow me on twitter is probably the coolest twitter thing to happen to me.
Jan 8th
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Why Men Don't Fancy Funny Women →
welcometothisblogbitch: thecranium: anniehinton: Despite recent arguments to support this article, I was kind of hoping that this wasn’t the truth.  “Research to be published this week in a leading academic journal confirms what many female comics - and funny women - have long suspected: men are frightened by their brand of humour. While men might chuckle at the odd gag, when it comes to...
Jan 4th
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December 2011
14 posts
Dec 30th
Listenmatt-t: Girls - Die No, nothing’s gonna be...
Dec 29th
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Dec 26th
Fantasy Football Advice! Championship Edition
Flex: Felix Jones (Questionable) v Philly, Ryan Grant v Chi or DeAngelo Williams v TB? WR: Manningham (Doubtful) v Jets or Burleson v SD? I’ve already made my toughest decision, starting Tebow over Eli.
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 16th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
November 2011
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Nov 30th
Nov 30th
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Does Notre Dame have a football team?
irishmexi: Oh, goddamn.
Nov 27th
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